In One Tweet This Plus Sized Model Owned A Guy Who Tried To Turn Her Photo Into A Sexist Meme

“I Can Be Fat And Still Be Out Of Your League.”

Do you know that being fat means your out of options and are desperate? Wait, It doesn’t? Apparently this guy seems to think so. He seems to think your body weight is related to who loves you. I wonder why?

This will make sense in a moment so just be patient. Meet Lesego Legobane, aka ThickLeeYonce. She is a 24-year-old plus size model, blogger, photographer, and body-positive activist living in South Africa.

She Wants To Help Women With Body Postivity.

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The Following Asshole Posted A Pretty Horrible Body-Shaming Meme On Tuesday Using Leyton Mokgerepi Picture.

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She soon found out about the tweet as someone tagged her in it. She explains that “he had to know his place.”

“So I decided to reply because I felt he was being rude.” She continued.

She Summed Up The Savage Burn In Just A Few Words.

Not Surprisingly, The Tweet Went Massively Viral All Over The Internet.

How Could He Ever Think That She Was Into Him?

The Police Rather Not Do Anything.

‘People Are Loving Her Savage Clapback.

That She Is.

Mokgerepi However, Tried To Go Back On His Original Tweet By Posting The Following Picture.

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It Surprisingly Did Not Go Well.

Yup, Nobody Was There For His Lying Ass.

The Other Woman In The Tweet Was Not Too Thrilled Either.

It was not a well thought out compliment, if that is what he was trying achieve and to use one woman’s picture (mine in this case) to body-shame another is just rude and unnecessary!

-Joëlle Kayembe

“It means a lot to me that I can change someone’s perception about their physical appearance by loving my own.”

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I hate it when men think that fat girls are desperate and that we like every other guy ’cause ‘we don’t have options. It’s utter nonsense. I can be fat and still be out of your league.


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10+ Hilarious Texts Married Couples Sent To Each Other That’ll Make All Weird Couples Say ‘Can Relate’

Love Can Be Very Weird.

Love can mean many different thing for every individual. However, marriage is the deepest expression of love (Unless yours was not a love marriage.) So people who are married have it different than most normal couples. At least the following married couples do. So if you are a weird couple, you will definitely relate to the following texts.


#1 They Are Always Making Things Clear For Their Partner.

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#2 Having Serious Conversations About Finance Is Very Important For Them.

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#3 They Can Sometimes Disagree.

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#4 They Seem To Have A Lot Of Common Ground.

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#5 Sometimes They Find Too Much Common Ground.

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#6 They Can Sometimes Misunderstand Their Partner.

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#7 They Can Always Understand Each Others Wit.

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#9 They Apparently Have Everything They Need.

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#10 They Truly Know Each Other.

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#11 They Tend To Ask Important And Serious Questions.

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#12 They Never Fight Only Express Their Feelings In A Respectable Manner.

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#13 Keeping Their Significant Other Posted Is Very Important For Them.

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#14 They Reach Their Resolutions.

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#15 They Never Hide Anything For Each Other.

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#16 The Don’t Care About The Rules As Much.

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#17 They Know Everything About Their Partner.

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Disneyland Has Totally Transformed California Adventure For Halloween And It’s Breathtakingly Beautiful

Going To Disney Land Is On Everyones Bucket List.

If it is not on your bucket list, what are you doing with your life? Anyway even if its not. You should really check it out this Halloween. Why you ask? Because Disney Land tends to do a lot of cool things every Halloween.

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However, For The First Time In Disney Land California Adventure Is Getting The Same Spooky Treatment.

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The California Adventure Transformation Starts With A Silhouette Of Oogie Boogie At The Entrance.

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You Will Also Get To See Lots Of Spooky Bats As You Head Inside.

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A Little Further And You Will Get To See This 10-Foot-Tall Statue Of The Headless Horsemen And Yes, It Glows In The Night.

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There Is Also The Bats Flying Out Of The Tower At Carthay Circle. The Bell Also Tolls When The Night Hits.

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Nest Is The Cars Land Haul-O-Ween. The Whole Area Looks Amazing And Yes There Are A Lot Of Puns.

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Mater In His “Van-pire” Outfit Will Also Be There.

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There Is Also A Tractor Dressed Up As A Mummy.

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Cozy Cone Hotel Also Looks Amazing. The Level Of Detail Is Great.

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And Yes You Will See A Lot Of Puns Here.

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Two Car Land Attractions Have Also Been Totally Transformed.

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The Guardians Of The Galaxy- Mission Breakout Will Transform Into A New Attraction At Night Guardians of the Galaxy – Monsters After Dark.

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The New Mission Will Come With A New Storyline And New Music Composed By Tyler Bates.

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No, They Didn’t Forget About The Halloween Treats Either As Apparent By The Following Car-achnid Pot Pie.

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Who Could Forget The ‘Ghost’-ly Pepper nachos.

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The Sweet Treats Will Include This Bat Wing Raspberry Sunday That Will Be Served At Clarabelle’s Hand-Scooped Ice Cream.

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There Will Also Be Spoke-y Cone Macaron At The Cozy Cone Hotel.

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And Many More Treats That You Will Be Able To Get At Trolley Treats.

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So, Who Is Ready To Experience Spooky California Adventures For The First Time.

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Uber Started A Sexist Ad Campaign But Twitter Is Not Having It

What do you reckon is gonna happen if Uber started sexist ad campaigns?

Everyone’s going to celebrate and laugh? Hell no. They’re going to get blown the hell out, and it doesn’t matter where in the world it happens. If and when people find out, stuff’s gonna go down.

And it did.

Uber made a really controversial ad campaign in India.

The ad asked the husbands to give their wives a day out of the kitchen by providing a Rs400 (About $10) off their next ride. And people were not having it.


They were propagating traditional gender roles.

And many, many angry individuals called them out.

Uber did, however, pull the article back and apologise.

But too little too late?

What do you think?

20+ Dogs With A Better Life Than You Just In Case You Thought You Had It Well

Were you having a good day today?

Felt good about what you accomplished? Want me to ruin it for you?

Consider this: There is a dog, and I mean a furry, four-legged dog, that has a two story house with carpets and AC, that he does not pay rent for. It’s a really strange feeling being envious of a dog, isn’t it?

Well, you’re going to have a whole bunch of these new feelings because not only do they look adorable (aww), their lives are way better than yours (wtf).

You can’t even be mad. Just look at ’em!







15+ Times People Who Didn’t Understand Periods Got Blown The Fuck Out

The life of a woman is filled with blood.

For a week, every four weeks, for something like 40 years. That’s a lot of blood.  That’s enough blood to physically drown in, but let’s not stay on that morbid thought. As I’ve said before, men and women are almost similar. However, women have extra traits as well. Men have biological cycles of growth, same as women, but women have emotional cycles because of their periods which last the whole month, not just the week.

So, obviously, there are a lot of people who have never had a girlfriend who discussed this stuff with them, and have never had a period of their own, that have no idea what it is.

The internet’s response is kinda funny.




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This College Book Literally Defined Brock Tuner As Rape

Who Is Brock Turner You Might Ask?

Well according to a college textbook, he is the definition of rape. Okay, let me clarify. You see, on the fated day of January 18th 2014 a couple of students on a bike spotted a guy behind a dumpster. When they took a close look, it was clear that he was raping an unconscious woman. This whole scenario took place on the Stanford University grounds in Palo Alto, California.

The students tackled the guy who turned out to be Brock Turner and called the police. Now, you might think the case would be airtight since the police was involved and there were two eye witnesses. Right? Well that is not what happened.

He Was Arrested And Charged With Five Offenses.

Rape of an intoxicated person, rape of an unconscious person, sexual penetration by a foreign object of an intoxicated woman, sexual penetration by a foreign object of an unconscious woman, and assault with intent to commit rape. He was soon released with a bail of $150,000 bail.

However, he was only found guilty of three of those charges. assault with intent to commit rape of an intoxicated/unconscious person, penetration of an intoxicated person, and penetration of an unconscious person.

You would think, that he would at least get 14 years in prison right? Well he only got 6 months! No, I am not bullshitting you.

He also got out in just 3 months.

At Least We Get Some Justice.

He may have been able to get out of prison time but in my Criminal Justice 101 textbook, Brock Turner is the definition…

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He may have been able to get out of prison time but in my Criminal Justice 101 textbook, Brock Turner is the definition of rape, so he’s got that going for him.

-Hannah Kendall Shuman

The Textbook Has The Following Written Under His Picture.

Brock Turner, a Stanford student who raped and assaulted an unconscious female college student behind a dumpster at a fraternity party was recently released from jail after serving only three months. Some are shocked at how short the sentence is. Others who are more familiar with the way sexual violence has been handled in the criminal justice system are shocked that he was found guilty and served any time at all. What do you think?

This Woman Makes A Strong Point About Sexual Assault By Destroying A Wedding Cake

Not Many Victims Of Sexual Assault Usually Come Forward.

It is an abhorrent act and yet many violators are free to roam the planet. It shouldn’t be like this yet their is a stigma around people who actually come forward. Rather than making them feel comfortable, many of us tend to ask questions that excuse the violators and put the blame on the victim.

That is exactly the reason the following PSA by It’s On Us campaign was released. It shows how people tend to blame survivors for the actions of their violators. When it should never be like this.

It All Starts With The Hotel Guest Commenting How ‘Delicious’ The Cake Looks.

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She Soon Enough Takes A Huge Handful Of Cake Asking The Baker For Permission.

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Rather than saying sorry, she blames him for making such a delicious cake. “You were the one that made it so tempting. Tahitian vanilla icing and pretty little flowers? It’s like you were begging me to taste it.” She tells him. That sound familiar?

No, Don’t give me that “It Is Not The Same Thing!”. It is the same thing! See how ridiculous it looks? And yet we keep on blaming the victims with disgusting questions like . How were you dressed? Did you consume alcohol? Why weren’t you aware of your surroundings?

Do These Questions Really Matter?

Following is their response when Education Secretary Betsy DeVos announced her department was rescinding Obama-era guidelines on sexual assault, giving more leniency to accused violators.

Today’s announcement is a threat to the progress we’ve made and to the rights of every student on campuses across the country. It’s On Us campaign remains committed to fight for the full enforcement of Title IX and for the rights and protections of every student and every survivor.


Steve Irwin’s Son Robert Is An Award Winning Photographer And These Stunning Photos Show Us Why

Like Father, Like Son.

Ever heard of this saying? Well, it applies perfectly to Robert Irwin, the son of Steve Irwin. The 13-year-old is following his father’s footsteps. You see, he was quite interested in nature since he was a little kid.

So now, he is making the world fall in love with nature along with his family as they travel the world trying to capture the real beauty of nature. People also seem to be loving his work, and he won quite a lot of awards too.

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13-year-old Robert Is Following His Father’s Footsteps.

Robert Irwin Was Always Fascinated With Nature.

His Wildlife Images Have Won Him Many Photography Contests.

He Can Capture The True Beauty Of Nature, And People Love It.

Following are some of his wildlife photography that we have compiled especially for you. His work is amazing and it makes you want to travel more and actually see these animals or places. He captures not only nature but also architecture and landscapes. You can check out more of his work on his personal website.


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People Share The Grossest Things That Have Ever Happened To Them During Sex That’ll Make You Barf

Let’s face it. Everybody love sex. The experience of sex is distinct and truly one of its own kind. Honestly, life would be so boring without it. However, even though sex is as great as it can get, it does “come” with some situations that can sometimes get awkward and very unpleasant. Here are some of the stories from Reddit that people have shared.


#1 Reading this by fineblushlane will make you want to think TWICE before randomly giving head to someone you don’t know.

So a few years ago I had brought a new girl back to my apartment after being out drinking all evening. We were too drunk to make the beast with two backs so we passed out until morning.

When we awoke we started kissing and canoodling and I decided to go down on her. This is one of my favorite things and generally will do it as long as it takes to make a girl orgasm…

Anyway, I head down south and pull down her panties to see the hairiest bush i’ve ever seen in my life. Not only is it hairy but the hair is very long and also messy looking, kind of bedraggled. Like a homeless guys beard or an abandoned birds nest.

Slightly less enthused but still determined I plunged in face-first and started getting busy. The taste of this beaver, if possible, was worse than it looked. It was fetid and bitter and to make matters worse I had numerous pubic hairs caught in my throat which were tickling me and making me cough.

I decided to pull back for a second to regain my composure. I thought if I pulled open her lady-bits I might be able to have a better angle of attack on her clit. I opened up her pussy to a terrible sight. There were multiple lumps of what looked like cottage cheese dotted around her pussy lips and clit.Each lump ranged from a few millimeters in width to half a centimeter in size. It looked like some sort of fungus was growing there.

Needless to say I was fucking revolted and started gagging. I knew that despite my love of pussy I could not go down on her again without puking my guts up. I mumbled some excuse about a headache and not feeling good and fled to the bathroom, whereupon I spent ten minutes washing my mouth out and brushing my teeth.

Even now I shudder when I think back upon “cottage cheese pussy girl”.

Edit: A friend just pointed out to me that the girl from my story is now the Lehman Bros of spank bank material. Perhaps if you ever have a boner and want to lose it sharpishly you can think of cottage cheese?

#2 This story by SisterNamedJan took the famous phrase “Giving someone the taste of their own medicine” to a whole new level.


He pulled it out to come on my face, I was unprepared and snorted his semen up my nose. We started making out and I sneezed his semen onto his own face.

Probably grosser for him than for me, but not by much.


#3 Aaaaaa667’s girl is definitely a keeper


I had recently found a new girlfriend. A cute, blonde girl with lots of curves in all the right places. We had been together for a little while (this was back when I was a Jr. in college and she was a freshman) when we went to this huge party. We both ended up getting totally trashed and wound up back at my place. Needless to say I was waaay to drunk to get any bidnass done that night. The next morning we woke up and started to get it on. For some reason, Im always really randy after a night of heavy drinking. Anyway…midway through the sex, we are doing it doggy style with her on all 4 at the edge of the bed and me standing behind her on the floor. I am hammering away like a rabbid jackrabbit when, all of a sudden, i get that sour food, extra saliva feeling in my mouth. I knew what was coming but it was too late. As the puke surged up my esophagus, I clenched my hands over my mouth in a death grip, but to no avail. I spun around and tried to aim for my waste bin….but it was no use. I ended up projectile vomiting in about a 3/4 circle. I managed to go from her right side, across that wall, across the wall behind me (and the bookcase that was there), all over the waste bin, and i over spun and went passed the waste bin and got it on my floor and the bed on her left side. Luckily, only some puke flak got on her back….

She’s a great girl though, that was 3 years ago and we are still together…


#4 This one by kidmonsters almost made me puke.


I was in a band in college and we played a show this one weekend. I was pretty smashed after drinking for free all night, and this surprisingly cute chick saunters up and started with the whole, “oh my god, you like write songs and stuff?” Despite the fact that I am usually a bit shy in situations like this, she had her arm around me and is doing all the work. “Fuck it, let’s do this,” I think to myself. While she is mid-sentence, I grabbed her hand and started walking her out the door.

We headed back to her apartment, and things started to heat up. We were on her bed, ripping off eachother’s clothes. Suddenly, in one swift move, she pounced me, knocked me onto my back, jumped on top of me, spun around and started sucking me off, 69 style. I was totally into it, and started reciprocating. Only a few moments pass before I felt a tap on my forehead. My face was fully between her legs, yet there was this tap tap tap on my forehead. Every couple of seconds, tap tap tap. This tapping continued and started to take me out of the moment. I pried my face from between her legs to get a better view of what was going on. To my horror, I witnessed, dangling from her asshole, a fucking tape worm, bouncing like a fettuccine noodle with every excited movement she made. I was totally disgusted, but kind of in shock, and she had no idea what is going on, just gobbling away down there. Before I knew it, I had thrown her off of me and I was stringing together a long series of “fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck” as I put on my pants and ran out the door.


So, the boy and I like some backdoor fun from time to time. We talk about it more than we do it because it’s tiresome to get ready and clean up after… usually worth it though ;). One Saturday afternoon, the boy is performing some world class cuminonumbulus when I feel a pressure at my nether orifice. I soon realised he was using some beads on me. We had some filthy and very very satisfying sex, then I went to the bathroom to clean up without removing the beads.

I’m so glad I did that.

I sat on the toilet to get the beads out.

I’m so glad I did that.

Those beads were solidly embedded in a great big turd.

I just stared at it dumbly for a moment before the smell hit me.


#6 That has got to hurt. _NetWorK_ hope its ok now.

I had this happen to me too, got home from working a night shift 8pm to 8am went at it with the wife then noticed a bit of blood, figured oh she started her period got off went to the washroom to clean up then noticed blood on the bathroom floor figured I must of have not wiped the underside, my stomach churned when I saw that my frenulum (banjo string) was now in two pieces. This is when the pain starts…

Had to call my friend who worked close to my house get him to get out of work 30 minutes early to drive me to the hospital. Here’s the main content of our conversation.

“Hey John, it’s Mike can you drive me to the hospital? I think I broke it.” “Broke what?” “IT man” “Oh shit I’ll be right over”

The trip to the hospital was another story within itself, ended up having a to have it packed with surgical skin graph (they are special bandages that are meant to promote skin repairs) and not use it for 5 days… I waited 3 and now it’s all messed up it can pop out whenever it wants and where it’s suppose to stop it just keeps rolling back… I really should have waited to extra 2 days 🙁

#7 That accelerated quickly. Darzel’s experience is more of a lesson.

Girl beneath me, rolls me over onto my back – in the process we roll off the bed and we land on the floor, me on the bottom and her still straddling me. Her leg went straight through a big glass of water. Blood everywhere. She had lacerated her leg straight to the bone in a clean cut: I could see her muscle. Within ten minutes of our initial playing around there were 6 firemen and 3 policemen in the room (she was mental and shouted down the phone that I had a gun so they would come sooner). I was high and drunk and so her roomie took control. Paralysed by shock and weed, I had to hide while they took her in the ambulance as she was THAT crazy that I was expecting her to call rape.

She required 62 stiches, 40 on the muscle covering her shin.

This is the singular most traumatic experience of my life


#8 Love is in the air, is it not mads-8?

Sixty-Nine. She came. She farted. My hair blew in it’s fetid breeze.


#9 When you are really determined, you do what apatton19 did.

A girl I had been dating for awhile climbed on me for 69. As she scooted back, I saw something white, realized too late that it was a clump of toilet paper, and got it in my mouth. Pretty nasty, but I spit it out and kept going.


#10 Oh my, you don’t see that every day now do you? By amaacct.

I work in an emergency room. One time we had a patient who had a colostomy (for those who don’t know, this is a surgically placed hole in the abdomen where shit comes out of after the colon is rerouted away from the ass)

Anyway, some girl comes in once with an infection in her stoma (abdominal shithole). Turns out it was gonorrhea. Her husband had been cheating on her, picked it up and had been fucking her in her stoma


#11 Parallel universe version of ‘don’t forget to pull out’ by hong_kong_phooey


Having sex with my wife, and then noticing that something didn’t feel quite right, she still had a tampon in from 4 days prior…and i had to help pull it out….


#12 Tellme_areyoufree ‘s poor roommate will never think about this the same way again.

Freshman year of college, I met this guy and brought him back to my dorm (I’m also a guy). He seemed nice and everything, and he was cute, and we started to fuck around. Eventually he decided he wanted to bottom (i.e. get fucked), and so we started having intercourse…

I started to smell the distinct smell of fecal matter very soon. I thought “whatever, I guess you should expect a little smell when having anal sex.” I continued, and the smell continued to get worse.

Eventually, we finish, and I pull out – only to see a stream of shit spew out of his ass. It was everywhere. I mean, fucking everywhere. It was explosive diarrhea-type shit, on my bed, on me, on the wall even.

… and then my roomate walked in.

I found out later that the dude had a severe bowel problem of some kind, and really shouldn’t have bottomed. My ex-roomate is still a friend of mine, and I still have to assure him that that’s not what gay sex generally looks like.

#13 Quite not what Pict was expecting..

Sucking a chicks nipple in the dark. She was loving it. All of a sudden there is liquid.. Lactating.. sick. So keep going, she seems to be loving it.

Lights come on, dun dun dunnn, I had been sucking the pus out of a boil.


#14 This story by TI-83 doesn’t have a happy ending.

I remember this story happening to an acquaintance a few years ago.. So said acquaintance meets up with a few friends and they roadtrip for a night of drinking and debauchery in Canadia. The group ends up at a strip club and the protagonist of the story ends up picking up one of the strippers by the nights end. For some unknown reason, this guy thought it was a good idea to go down on the stripper before they do the nasty. They all drive home the next day and all is good. The day after driving back, the guy wakes up in the morning and can’t open his eyes and proceeds to freak out. Paramedics are called. Turns out that the stripper he had gone down on had crabs. The crabs had gotten into his eyelashes and surrounding areas. Literally his eyes were crusted shut from the various liquids his body expelled (blood, plasma, etc.) as a result of the crabs feeding off his lifeblood. Horrible stuff.


#15 Pay heed to what Sobe86 says at the end.

I was going out with a girl, and one night we got drunk and had sex without protection. She wasn’t on the pill, so she had to go to the pharmacy and get a morning-after type thing.

So a few days later, we were fooling around in the dark. I fingered her a bit, went down on her. I noticed it tasted a little weirder than normal, but didn’t say anything. She repaid me in similar fashion. Afterwards I go to the bathroom, and turn the light on. My whole face and arms are covered in blood. I look like a vampire after a feeding frenzy. Initially I thought it was a cut on my face or something, but I couldn’t find anything wrong. Also, the blood was not like any blood I’d seen before, like it was really thick and gooey. So I go back to the bedroom, turn the light on, and her entire lower regions are bathed in this syrupy horrible red gunk. It’s all over the bed sheets, and all down the side of her legs.

She understandably freaks out. We call emergency services etc. At first we thought I cut her down there with my fingernails or something. But it turns out when a girl uses emergency contraception, it can wreak havoc with her menstrual cycle. And I spent 5 minutes lapping up her period blood. We never spoke of it again. Remember kids: if she isnt on the pill, use a fucking condom.


#16 I-330‘s guy will never keep a pet cat.

Last summer my husband and I were living with roommates who had a cat. We were drinking and started getting hot and heavy, he stripped down and jumped on the bed, said something about it being wet and jumped back up. One of us had left our bedroom door cracked and the cat had gotten stuck in the room, and pooped all over our bed. Worse is that apparently this cat was sick with worms. My poor husband was covered in kitty diarrhea, blood and worms.

#17 What emorrow64 shares is more than just a bad experience.

Goin down on a guy can be like being locked in the trunk of a car with old cheese. WASH YOUR BALLS! And it wouldn’t hurt to trim a lil. The grossest sexual encounter I’ve had was a guy who sweat so profusely it was dripping on me, then he flipped his sweaty ass around into my face to attempt what I can only assume was a 69 position but was more like bein force fed a butt sandwich and I could see the sweat glistening on his ass/ball hair, that, and the cheez smell coming from his balls made my eyes water and I threw him off me and ran to the shower. 30 minutes of soap and hot water and I still didn’t feel clean.


#18 An all-time classic story by rivalthecreator but just as unpleasant at the same time.

Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it…but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn’t want to offend her though because he hadn’t seen her in months…so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn’t do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her… and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only…it wasn’t the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth…

He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

#19 The description by Criscoxl is actually gross, but the thing as a whole is very cute!

So this one time I’m having sex with my girlfriend right, and it was all good and sexy so we finish up and everything seems cool.

Then about 9 months later a fucking little human being comes out of her pussy! I mean just like pops out and I saw that shit with my own eyes!

The little fucker is still living with us.