Are These The Most Annoying Things People Do In Public?

1. People Who Walk Slowly

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Oh, you’re just living life at your own pace aren’t you? Not a care in the world! Out for a purposeless Sunday jaunt are we? Well, good for you friend, but most of us have places to be. So why don’t you go snail-pace it around your living room instead and leave the sidewalk to the big boys!

(Obviously excusing anyone who physically can’t walk fast… I mean, we’re not monsters here.)

2. People Who Eat Stinky Food

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Whether it’s on public transportation or in a compact office cubicle, the smell of someone else’s food is foul and makes us feel dirty inside, like we’ve involuntarily visited your home/fridge. Last night’s curried noodles may be appealing to you, but that’s probably because you’re the one eating them. TMI (too much inhalation)!

3. People Who Cut In Line

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Congratulations, you are the most important person in this store! So, logically, you should be at the front of the line. All these other peasants are used to waiting for things, but not you! YOU are the king of the whole world and therefore must be treated as such by getting your latte 47 seconds before everyone else.

4. People Who Linger In The Bathroom

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Ok, here’s the situation:

You enter a silent public restroom and notice only one stall is occupied. You almost smell the tension as they freeze, spooked by your arrival. You sit down on the toilet and…nothing. You can’t go because your neighbor is listening, just WAITING for you to leave so they can have the place all to themselves again.

We get it’s not your responsibility that we’re a nervous pee-er but please, help us out by pooping and leaving so we can pee in peace!

5. People Who Take Calls Through Headphones

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These folk probably think they’re doing nothing wrong, but they are sorely mistaken. At a glance, we don’t see your headphones and therefore we either think you’re a crazy person talking to themselves (apologies, but we run into a lot of them in the city) or you are directly addressing us. The whole thing is an overall unsettling affair and we politely demand that you desist.

6. People In Activewear Being Inactive

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We know we’re not alone in this gripe!

The intimidating yoga-brunch ladies and toned power couples that pollute our weekend streets with their thick fog of superiority and neon sweatbands need to stop. They think they’re fooling us, but we know they’re not working out today and they know we’re still recovering from last night’s martinis. In a perfect world, we’d all just be real and spend Sunday morning in our baggiest hoodies, wallowing in a collective pit of shame and regret.

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Hilariously Unfortunate Moments That Will Help You Understand the Struggle

1. Pizza Desperation

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2. College Struggles

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3. Ice-olation

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4. Not My Chips!

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5. Bunforgetable

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6. Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Tears

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7. The Weekend Catch 22

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These Engineers Need to Go Back to School

Crooked Hotel

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Failing Step By Step

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Bridge To The Gap

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Uneasy Money

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Floating Door

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Phone For Giants

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Outlet Sink

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Not Working On The Railroad

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Road To Nowhere

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Slide And Drop

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Go Ahead, Park Here

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20 Moments That Say “Go Home, You’re Drunk”

A Sign You’ve Had Too Many

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Drunken Rainbow All the Way Across the Sky

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Calculated Inebriation

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Too Much Budweiser

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Tipsy Story

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Up in the Air

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Catoxicated

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That Train Has Sailed

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Go Home, Bike

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21 Awesomely Creative Foot Tattoos

1. Super Marios Toes

Sure the left foot can jump higher, but the right foot is more charismatic.

2. Foot-u-rama

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A Zoidberg foot tattoo?
“Why not?”

Nice Kicks

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This is a great way to save money on a new pair of Jordan’s. And they last forever.

4. Silence of the Limbs

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Her other foot features a tattoo of fava beans and a nice chianti.

5. Girl with a Balloon

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Is she letting go of the heart-shaped balloon or did it escape her grasp? Does the balloon represent something lost or does it represent a gift being bestowed onto the world?
Am I reading too much into a foot tattoo?! Either way, it’s a very lovely piece!

6. Foot Map

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Lady: “Excuse me? Can you tell me how to get downtown?”
Guy: (Takes off his shoe, shows her his foot).
Lady: I’ll call a cab. Thanks.

7. Pac-Man

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How awesome would it be if Pac-Man could warp to the other foot?!

8. Dub Stubs

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I can’t tell if she loves George W. Bush or if she just wanted a tattoo on a part of her body that reflects his approval rating.

9. Why So Severus?

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Because this is an awesome Harry Potter reference, that’s why!

10. Urban Outfooters

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You can tell this guy loves showing off his tattoo because his feet are so dirty. I can’t blame him. That’s a really nice tattoo!

11. Searching for Prints

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This looks like the cover to a book called “Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Stubbed Toe.” So cool.

12. Mr. Potato Foot

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This guy got a Mr. Potato Head tattoo to cover up a birthmark.
For his next tattoo, he’s going to incorporate that patch of hair into a treasure troll tattoo.

13. This Little Piggy

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There Are Bad Days, and Then There’s This

1. Backlit Screen

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We knew Macbook screens were backlit, but this is ridiculous! This is the worst day!

2. No Toilet Paper

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We’d like to think that guy at the urinal would help in this situation. If he didn’t, this would be such a bad day at work.

3. Copy Machine Fail

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Talk about your worst day ever! If this happened to my office copy machine, I would just walk out of the office and never come back.

4. Wet Paint

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This lady knew that there was wet paint on this bench. She just saw that it matched her jacket and figured “eh, whatever.”

5. Car Face

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This is either a bad day, or the cow version of Halloween. This cow is going as car face. A cow with a car for a face.

6. No Butts

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Wow, looks like her subway ride has a great view! A great REAR view!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

7. Capri Sun Fail

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When I was nine, this was the worst possible thing that could happen to me. And then my parents divorced.

8. Weight Watchers

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Signs you need to lose weight.

  1. You have high cholesterol.

9. Bridge Fail

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In the great “humans versus bridges” war, this was the bridges’ Fort Sumter. The Boston Tea Party would have also been an appropriate reference.

10. Fire Truck

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To call this a fire truck would be redundant.

…I’m just saying!

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22 Americans Who Are So Fucking Done And Are Moving To Australia

1. This person who can’t decide between Australia and the Europe.

2. And these people who know things are better down under.

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5. This person who is already adjusting to our way of life.

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