10+ Tweets That Takes Hilarious Twists That You Probably Didn’t See Coming

Have You Ever Read A Tweet That Left Your Mouth Agape?

Well, this list is the compilation of those tweets. They will definitely make you wonder what’s really going on. I assure you, these tweets aren’t going to end like you think they are going to. So sit back and get ready for some serious whiplash.

Don’t you hate it when sentences don’t end the way you expect them to octopus?

#1 I Don’t Think Dad Is Too Happy About The Ruling.

Via Twitter

#2 Where Did The Second Tie Go, Though? 

Via Twitter

#3 Someone Seems Angry With The Male Gender.

Via Twitter

#4 Of Course You Are.

Via Twitter

#5 Was It One Of Those Humongous Shirts? 

Via Twitter

#6 This Person Knows What’s Up.

Via Twitter

#7 Seems Like Everyone Wants Something Or To Be Like Someone Else. 

Via Twitter

#8 Well, That’s Surprising.

Via Twitter

#9 At Least Jesus Approves.

Via Twitter

10+ Hilarious ‘First Of All’ Tweets That Will Make Your Inner Hoe Laugh Out Loud

Feeling down in the dumps today?

First of all, that’s not possible to be in the trash literally unless you’re a garbage man, in which case, thank you for your service. If you’re having a bad day, though, Twitter’s got you covered. We’ve got a list of somewhat nsfw tweets and near hoe-ish stories that start with “First of all”, all of which will make you laugh out loud.

So try and keep your giggles under control, and make sure your boss doesn’t catch you “working”.

#1 Hey shorty.

#2 It was already too late.

#3 Coping mechanisms.

#4 You are the other girl.

#5 It’s totally natural.

#6 It’s not you, it’s me.

#7 Me too.

#8 That isn’t what you think it is.

#9 Tremble tremble.

10+ Hilarious Posts That Really Sum Up The Difference Between American & British Moms

American moms tend to freak out at the sight of an unattended child immediately. Whereas it’s entirely normal for a European mom to park her child’s stroller on the sidewalk while she grabs her takeout. Now, imagine an American mom doing this in the streets of New York. Not one, but a gazillion different worried moms will walk into the restaurant, in hopes of finding the deserted child’s parent. And that example right there is exactly what makes American and British mom’s different.

Here are 10+ Hilarious Posts That Really Sum Up The Difference Between American & British Moms:

1. Here’s some epic grad advice.

2. On the contrary, here’s a British mum’s advice.

3. An American mom disciplining her kid.

 

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4. A British mum disciplining her child.

5. American moms and tech.

6. But, it’s a completely different story with British mums.

7. American moms on campus.

8. British mum on campus.

9. American pettiness.

10. British pettiness.

11. Savageness as an American mom.

15+ Times Internet Hilariously Nailed What Being A Lesbian Is & It’s Too Real

Being a lesbian could be fun if you weren’t bombarded with dumb questions by straight people all the time.

“Only girls?” “Are you and your girlfriend interested in a threesome?” It’s the same old questions by different people. I mean, how hard is it to grasp the fact that I only like people with vaginas? How is that even complicated?

However, some people still don’t get it. So, here are some posts that will make you understand what it’s like being a lesbian:

#1 GIRLS. ONLY.

 

#2 Girls are just so precious.

#3 Straight people never influenced me.

#4 Its a woman’s world.

 

#5 Threesomes.

#6 The fidget spinners tho.

#7 That’s an incredible bond.

#8 We have cookies.

#9 What great friends!

#10 Just friends.

#11 You have no idea.

#12 They all look the same!

Women And Men Across The World Are Sharing Their Stories Of Sexual Assault & Reading Them Will Make Your Blood Boil

Sexual assault has gotten alarmingly common.

The only difference is, people are learning to speak up now. Following the Harvey Weinstein incident, singer/actor Alyssa Milano tweeted something that went viral so fast; it took everyone by surprise.

This was her tweet:

 

#MeToo started trending, and the response was almost unbelievable!

The post was retweeted 9000 times and received 27,000 comments. The tweet received a very heartbreaking response.

There were lists.

 

Hairdressers thinking they have the right to touch you without your consent.

 

People threaten you with rape on the smallest of things.

 

It is rare to meet someone who hasn’t gone through this.

 

Fear of the legal system shutting you down.

 

Some people left notes for men.

 

Even some celebrities spoke up.

 

People shared their stories.

 

Men spoke up too, finally.

 

The tweet gave everyone a reality check.

 

You don’t have to speak about it if you don’t want to. There is nothing wrong in wanting privacy.

 

#MeToo.

10+ Weird Things All Girls Secretly Do For Each Other

Once in a while – we all need to show our girl friends a little appreciation. It’s safe to say that they’ve got our backs through thick and thin. You always get by with a bit of help from your friends.

But, if you really need reasons why female friends make the best of friends, here’s why:

1. They feel your grubby legs for you and tell you if you need to shave.

Twitter: @Sizzlebitz

2. And if you need, they’ll even shave it for you.

Twitter: @shelbyfarmerr_

3. They give you the casual, supportive lift when you need it.

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4. Zipping each other’s dresses has been a sacred bond between women for centuries.

Twitter: @HannahMendez16

5. Helping your head out of a tight squeeze.

Twitter: @megangibbonsx  

6. When your hair is caught in a zip – they’re a survivalist genius.

Twitter: @paisleyeah

7. They’ll smell your pits for you

Twitter: @Lomaaaa

8. They’ll go above and beyond to take flattering photos of you.

Twitter: @jaanemao

9. They will form a wall around you in public so you can sneakily pick out a tricky wedge.

Twitter: @isobelmcintosh7

10. They help you look busy to avoid altercations with men.

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11. Check each other for period stains.

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12. Carry spare pads and tampons – just in case.

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Victorian Man Found GUILTY of Raping His Wife

A Victorian ‘controlling monster’ has shown no remorse since he was found guilty of repeatedly raping his partner and forcing her into prostitution, a court has been told.

Allan Hahne, 64, was found guilty in August of raping and forcing his former partner into prostitution over a five-year period.

‘There is no acknowledgement of guilt or remorse whatsoever,’ prosecutor Sarah Thomas told a Victorian County Court plea hearing on Monday.

Hahne denied the offences but was found guilty of 12 charges of rape and three counts of forcing his former partner into prostitution between 2008 and 2013.

A 64-year-old man has been found guilty of raping his former partner and forcing her into prostitution over five years (stock image)

The prosecution says Hahne’s offences occurred in an abusive relationship.

He intimidated and manipulated his former partner and forced her to work at a brothel to support him.

‘The prisoner benefited financially from her prostitution,’ Ms Thomas said.

She said Hahne’s treatment of his partner was ‘humiliating and degrading’ and worsened as time passed.

‘These events are a far cry from overstepping the mark in the marital bed,’ Ms Thomas said.

‘These offences were accompanied by intimidating and cruel behaviour.’

His former partner says the man has taken her youth and hopes and dreams away from her.

His former partner said she had been hurt 'in the most intimate and disgusting ways' (stock image)

‘He hurt me in the most intimate and disgusting ways,’ she said in a victim impact statement read by a support person.

‘I have been raped, beaten, threatened, spat on, abandoned … starved and forced into prostitution.’

She said going to court and being cross-examined at trial was humiliating and terrifying.

‘Just because he says he didn’t hurt me, doesn’t make it so,’ the woman said.

‘He controlled and manipulated me. It was not love.’

Judge Frances Hogan said Hahne had physically and emotionally abused his partner over a prolonged period.

‘This man, as she has described, is a controlling monster,’ she said.

‘It’s a very serious and insidious form of offending.’

Hahne is in custody and will be sentenced on October 31.

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Wife of Olympic Gold Medal Swimmer ARRESTED Over $2Million Fraud

The wife of an Olympic swimmer who won gold with his Mean Machine relay team, has been arrested over a $2 million fraud scheme after returning to Australia from Bali.

Linda Brooks was arrested late last week when she flew into Perth from Bali, where she and her husband Neil, who won gold at the 1980 Moscow Olympics, were believed to be living.

Ms Brooks faced a Perth court on fraud charges on Monday, with police alleging her victim lost $1.95 million in the scheme.

Ms Brooks faced a Perth court on fraud charges on Monday, with police alleging her victim lost $1.95 million in the scheme (pictured outside court) Detective Inspector Melissa Anderson said Linda Brooks (pictured on Monday) faced fraud charges in relation to a business venture

Detective Inspector Melissa Anderson said Linda Brooks faced fraud charges in relation to a business venture, A Current Affair reported.

‘Police will be alleging that she was a director of a sports manufacturing company that made false representations in relation to that financial venture, inducing a person to purchase a 50 percent share of the company,’ she said.

Ms Brooks was granted bail when she appeared in a Perth court on Monday.

She was ordered to reappear in a Queensland court on November 13.

An arrest warrant for Neil Brooks, who is believed to be living in Bali, remains open.

Linda Brooks was arrested late last week when she flew into Perth from Bali, where she and her husband Neil (pictured together) were believed to be living Source

Lisa Wilkinson QUITS Nine In Shock Decision

Lisa Wilkinson has departed the Today show, to join Channel Ten’s The Project.

The 57-year-old made the announcement to Twitter on Monday night.

An official statement from the Nine Network said it was ‘unable to meet her expectations’ after the 57-year-old was alleged to have demanded equal pay with co-host Karl Stefanovic.

'Today was my last day': Lisa Wilkinson QUITS Nine in shock decision after network 'refused to double her salary and pay her the same as co-host Karl Stefanovic' - and joins The Project on 10

Lisa made the announcement to Twitter on Monday: ‘I have some sad news. I’m sad to say that today was my last day on the Today show.’

The veteran journalist, married to author Peter FitzSimons, posted an official statement from Channel Nine, that read: ‘Today Show are disappointed we find ourselves in this position.

‘Nine will be going in another direction and will be considering our options in the coming weeks and months.

Parting words: Lisa shared an official statement from both the network and herself to Twitter

‘Today Show is one of the biggest roles there is in television and requires an enormous commitment from its hosts.

‘The partnership between Lisa and Karl has taken the show to the success it is today and we thank Lisa for everything she has done for the show and for Nine over the past 10 years.

‘We all wish her well for the future,’ the statement on behalf of Nine CEO Hugh Marks concluded.

Lisa also thanked her colleagues and the network in an official statement that read: ‘I want to thank Channel Nine for the privilege of co-hosting the Today Show for the last ten years.

Switching networks: Network Ten released an official statement that Lisa would be joining in a senior editorial and hosting capacity, as of January 2018 

‘I would particularly like to acknowledge my colleagues Karl, Sylvia, Georgie, Tim, Richard, Stevie and Natalia, as well as all the hard-working producers and the entire team behind the cameras.’

Network Ten released an official statement that Lisa would be joining in a senior editorial and hosting capacity, as of January 2018.

The statement read: ‘Lisa will join the team of TEN’s award-winning news and current affairs program, The Project, in a hosting role.

The statement read: 'She (Lisa) will work alongside The Project's hosts Carrie Bickmore (pictured), Waleed Aly and Peter Helliar, as well as hosting The Sunday Project'Thrilled: Lisa took to Twitter, thanking the public for their 'lovely messages': 'Thanks so much to everyone for all your lovely messages. I have some more news. This statement is from @channelten. I'm absolutely thrilled'

‘She will work alongside The Project’s hosts Carrie Bickmore, Waleed Aly and Peter Helliar, as well as hosting The Sunday Project.

‘Further collaborations between Lisa and Network Ten will be announced in the coming months.’

Lisa took to Twitter, thanking the public for their ‘lovely messages.’

‘Thanks so much to everyone for all your lovely messages. I have some more news. This statement is from @channelten. I’m absolutely thrilled.’

Reports: Lisa's announcement comes just a day after an explosive report claimed her contract negotiations with Nine had been 'stalled.' The Sunday Telegraph alleged that Lisa was holding out on re-signing until she was granted 'pay parity' with co-host Karl Stefanovic, 43 

Lisa’s announcement comes just a day after an explosive report claimed her contract negotiations with Nine had been ‘stalled.’

The Sunday Telegraph alleged that Lisa was holding out on re-signing until she was granted ‘pay parity’ with co-host Karl Stefanovic, 43.

It was suggested the reason Lisa wanted the same money as Karl, was because he was ‘rumoured to be on twice as much.’

The publication estimated Karl’s three-year deal, which was inked by his friend and former Nine CEO David Gygnell, to be worth up to ‘$6 million.’

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Doctors Warn of Dangerous Rise In Use of ‘NANGS’

A university student who huffed 360 canisters of nitrous oxide a week may have been left with irreversible damage to her spinal cord, as experts warn of a rise in popularity of the potentially deadly drug.

The young Sydney woman, who is in rehabilitation learning how to walk again, is one of a growing number of people turning to the ultra-cheap and easily accessible substance.

The canisters are usually designed for whipping cream, but experts say recreational use is on the rise as hospital admissions relating to the drug continue to soar.

This university student who huffed 360 canisters of nitrous oxide a week may have been left with irreversible damage to her spinal cord

There are a growing number of people turning to the ultra-cheap and easily accessible substance

‘Very recently I had a 20-year-old patient whose brain appeared to have the same level of damage as an alcoholic who had been drinking for 40 years,’ toxicologist Dr Andrew Dawson told the ABC’s 7.30 program.

‘We have had a doubling of the number of calls from hospitals about significantly affected people from nitrous oxide exposure,’ he said.

A man is seen openly using the drug on a crowded bus

Dr Dawson said patients have suffered severe nerve and brain injuries, with a major spike in admissions in the last two years.

Nitrous oxide canisters – known in Australia as nangs, whippets or bulbs – sell for less than $1 each and give off an intense 20 second high.

Nitrous oxide canisters (pictured) - known in Australia as nangs, whippets or bulbs - sell for less than $1 each and give off an intense 20 second high

There have been two known deaths caused by recreational use of nitrous oxide in Australia since 2010, according to the broadcaster.

Sometimes dubbed ‘laughing gas’, it is now the seventh most popular drug in the 50 countries surveyed in the latest Global Drug Survey.

Nitrous oxide is a colourless, sweet tasting gas that has been used recreationally since the late 18th century.

Medical use was established in the early 20th century and nitrous oxide remains an important anaesthetic used by dentists, obstetricians and sports doctors.

There have been two known deaths caused by recreational use of nitrous oxide in Australia since 2010. The substance is often put it a balloon and inhaled 

Sometimes dubbed 'laughing gas', it is now the seventh most popular drug in the 50 countries surveyed in the latest Global Drug Survey

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