In the age of technology, meeting new people has never been easier.
And that’s not exactly a completely good thing either. While yes, it does mean you meet a lot of new people quite frequently, it also means that you meet people that are… Well, douchey. After all, they’re tryna get some, and it doesn’t matter where they get it, as long as they do.
So if you’ve got one douche thinking they can slide into your DMs, here’s a few choice of responses you could take.
#1 Me too.
#2 Appropriate response.
#3 I wanna do, real bad things, to you.
#4 Raisins vs Lego.
#5 Daddy issues.
#7 Bailey and the trainer.
#8 The best major.