15 Everyday Occurrences In Australia 1. Vicious koala attacks. 2. Thieving kangaroos. 3. Alligators attacking helicopters. (Totally normal.) 4. Spiders. Everywhere you look is spiders. It’s all spiders. 5. Wallabies playing with a rolls of toilet paper like cats. 6. Your favorite grocery stores getting sassy. 7. The census takers too. 8. Oh, and the police departments. 9. Visits from Australia’s most majestic animal, the emu. 10. Everyone swearing all the time. (Even the trains.) 11. An elderly population that doesn’t fuck around. 12. Newspaper articles about cows photobombing horses stuck in a fences. 13. Nightmare koalas waiting for you in your garage, presumably to consume you. 14. Sperm donor sites that know what’s up. 15. Wild dingoes killing and eating sharks on the beaches.