15 Everyday Occurrences In Australia

1. Vicious koala attacks.
1. Vicious koala attacks.

1. Vicious koala attacks.

2. Thieving kangaroos.

2. Thieving kangaroos.

3. Alligators attacking helicopters. (Totally normal.)

3. Alligators attacking helicopters. (Totally normal.)

4. Spiders. Everywhere you look is spiders. It’s all spiders.

4. Spiders. Everywhere you look is spiders. It’s all spiders.

5. Wallabies playing with a rolls of toilet paper like cats.

5. Wallabies playing with a rolls of toilet paper like cats.

6. Your favorite grocery stores getting sassy.

6. Your favorite grocery stores getting sassy.

7. The census takers too.

8. Oh, and the police departments.

8. Oh, and the police departments.

9. Visits from Australia’s most majestic animal, the emu.

9. Visits from Australia’s most majestic animal, the emu.

11. Everyone swearing all the time. (Even the trains.)

10. Everyone swearing all the time. (Even the trains.)

12. An elderly population that doesn’t fuck around.

11. An elderly population that doesn’t fuck around.

12. Newspaper articles about cows photobombing horses stuck in a fences.

12. Newspaper articles about cows photobombing horses stuck in a fences.

13. Nightmare koalas waiting for you in your garage, presumably to consume you.

13. Nightmare koalas waiting for you in your garage, presumably to consume you.

14. Sperm donor sites that know what’s up.

14. Sperm donor sites that know what’s up.

15. Wild dingoes killing and eating sharks on the beaches.

15. Wild dingoes killing and eating sharks on the beaches.

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