1) Pythons will eat everything. EVERYTHING
2) Pythons grow to be so big they can lift a wallaby
3) They also like to explore malls, terrifying shoppers.
4) Snakes can climb up your toilets. No joke
5) The snakes there can eat other, bigger reptiles.
6) You really need to understand that snakes are everywhere.
7) Flying fox bats can spread diseases.
8) Dingos are dangerous. Even to sharks.
9) But sharks threaten everyone else.
10) Especially surfers.
11) Surfers should also watch out for crocodiles.
12) Then again, most people should watch out for crocodiles.
13) Seriously. Crocodiles.
14) But just to keep some perspective, even the crocodiles are eaten by snakes.