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This Twitter Account Gives Correct Names For Everyday Things And It’s GOLD

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This Twitter Account Gives Correct Names For Everyday Things And It’s GOLD

Your English Is Going To Get Much Better Soon Enough.

Ever thought that bread should be called raw toast? No? Well, the Twitter account Correct Names have. You see, they give a random assortment of everyday things much more appropriate names. I mean what kind of name is “Zebra” anyway?

I am sure we will be able to agree on these names. (Because people love to agree with each other.) And soon enough everyone will be calling bread “raw toast”. Don’t worry; The world will finally start to make sense.

#1 Barcode Cow.

#2 Yellow Tree Dicks.

#3 Wizard Cow.

#4 Very Young Chicken.

#5 Vegetable Torturer.

#6 Trash Panda.

#7 Tentacle Penis.

#8 Swam Into A Wall Too Fast Shark.

#9 Stretch Leopard.

#10 Street Chicken.

#11 Sprint Cow.

#12 Spiky Whoopie Cushion.

#13 Sniff Squirrel.

#14 Slow Motion Gorilla.

#15 Sea Tortilla.

#16 Sea Flap Flap.

#17 Raw Toast.

#18 Puberty Pig.

#19 Naked Snail.

#20 Naked Piano.

#21 Land Cloud.

#22 Hairy Nope Nope.

#23 Formal Chicken.

#24 Fart Squirrel.

#25 Danger Zebra.

#26 Danger Lace.

#27 Chocolate Panda.

#28 Bendy Sex Whistle.

#29 Beach Chicken.

#30 Spiky Floof.

You can find a lot more appropriate names for everyday things at Correct Names, their Twitter account. You won’t be disappointed. Which one of the above was your favorite? Or would you rather stick with the original names? Comment on below and let us know.

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