6. Thanks Dad
Were you saying something? I was too busy being impressed that the Dad individually wrapped so many tiny bows.
7. ONLY 4 Stories
PLOT TWIST: That’s just the dog house!
8. Completely Normal
Are they using that money to buy a couch that they can sit on all weekend? That’s the only way I can relate.
9. Out With The Old
Meanwhile the rest of us are on Snapchat going, “Where’s the dog filter?” You can’t put a price on that.
10. Flaunt It
Finish the sentence! Buy some peasants what? Buy them pizza?