Dear America, Sorry, But Your Chocolate Fucking Sucks

It’s not exactly your fault, you probably don’t know any better really. But that’s why we’re here to kindly point it out to you, THAT YOU ARE NOT EXPERIENCING LIFE TO THE FULLEST.

NBC

There’s no way to put this politely, your Kit Kats are extremely crap.

Nestle

Y’all need some Nestlé in your life.

Are Hershey’s chocolates really as good as it can possibly get?

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I am weeping for your poor souls.

FFS, you’ve even ruined Cadbury.

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