“When you have kids, ‘sleeping in’ is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was.”
1. This adorable Father’s Day card:
3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card?
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015
2. This list of serious grievances:
Kids' complaints on vacation:
– No wifi on beach
– Sand is sandy
– Ocean has salt in it
– Lobsters? I want pizza.
– Too outdoorsy outside
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) June 7, 2016
3. This excellent resolution method that we could all learn from:
5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would "have a piece of cheese and calm down"
So, yeah, she's mine.
— Mom Psychologist (@mompsychologist) June 14, 2016
4. This plumbing dilemma:
Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose. Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples.
— Covfefe Rock🇺🇸 (@TheMichaelRock) June 10, 2016
5. This unique look at the infant learning experience:
Steps babies take to learn about the world:
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 20, 2016
6. This simple fix:
My 3yo "accidentally" unspooled the entire roll of toilet paper. But don't worry, he "fixed" it. pic.twitter.com/MFKWJ2rNqi
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) October 24, 2014
7. This clever parenting hack:
If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal.
— 🎄Sarcastic Mommy🎄 (@sarcasticmommy4) August 6, 2014
8. This simple joy in life:
Just saw a cement mixer truck on the street and got excited.
THIS IS WHAT FATHERHOOD HAS DONE TO ME!
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) October 3, 2014
9. This catch 22:
Parenting is stressful because when kids are loud, they're annoying and when they're quiet, they might be about to lose a limb or eyeball.
— Tara Brown (@Faux_Ma) October 1, 2014
10. This interactive learning experience:
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 4, 2011
11. This great logic:
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it's 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 3, 2016
12. This fancy outfit:
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